Someone has been hacking into the crew's omni-tools and taking recordings of conversations. I've halted it for now and am sending through files as I recover them. Whoever it is is identifying the people involved by their extranet chat id's. That may be our link and our way to catch them.
I'll let you know what I find. In the meantime you might want to check out the reports below.
Liara
File Uploaded: 2012-31-03
Location: War Room, Alliance Frigate Normandy SR-2
*Recording Begins*
Wrex
Urdnot Wrex @_Urdnot_Wrex_
Shepard.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
*fist bump*
Urdnot Wrex @_Urdnot_Wrex_
*headplate smash* Heh heh heh...
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
*doesn't even flinch* Nice try Wrex *grins*
Urdnot Wrex @_Urdnot_Wrex_
Who says I was "trying" anything? Killed anything interesting since I last saw you?
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
*laughs* It's me Wrex. When am I not killing things? Let's see... went one on one with one of those land-walker Reapers.
Urdnot Wrex @_Urdnot_Wrex_
*grumble* You have all the fun.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
*winks and elbows you in the ribs* Really? I have all the fun? I thought you've been busy making Krogan babies.
Urdnot Wrex @_Urdnot_Wrex_
I wouldn't mind if we got a head start, but @ShamanEve disagreed.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
Just tell her practice makes perfect *laughs*
Urdnot Wrex @_Urdnot_Wrex_
HA! -You- try telling her that and see what you come out looking like.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
If I told her that she'll think I was implying something for her and me and you know no-one can turn down Shepard.
Urdnot Wrex @_Urdnot_Wrex_
*wicked grin* Your pilot can.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
*bursts out laughing and slaps you on the hump* Good thing I like them a bit tougher, with Turian plating then.
*Recording Ends*
Recovered Recording #3
File Uploaded: 2012-31-03
Location: Shuttle Bay, Alliance Frigate Normandy SR-2
*Recording Begins*
Hitching a ride on the Normandy! Put in the shuttle bay with bunch of salarians. They’re really starting to—OH GODDESS SHEPARD SIGN MY ARMOR
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
*starts in surprise as she's walking past* I... er... okay? #Awkward
Asari Vanguard @AsariVanguard
Thank you, ma’am! You are our role model, ma’am! I hope things go well on Earth, ma’am! #WarAssets
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
*smiles and sends them a salute* I'm sure you will do just fine. I've seen you in action and I must say I was impressed.
*Recording Ends*
Recovered Recording #2
File Uploaded: 2012-31-03
Location: Consorts Quarters [The Citadel]
*Recording Begins*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
Shaira, it's been a long time.
Sha'ira, the Consort @Gift_of_Words
Commander Shepard. Indeed it has.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
*tucks hair behind ears* So...those words you gave me... any new insights? *smiles slightly bitterly* I could use some.
Sha'ira, the Consort @Gift_of_Words
The battle ahead of you is long and hard. At times you will feel lost and alone in an endless ocean, but do not let yourself remain so, as it is the wish of your enemy. Be vigilant. Not everything you will see is as it seems to be. Remain steadfast to your goals, and strong in your will, and you shall prevail.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
*Stills for a moment as she thinks. Finally nods* Thank you. *pauses* If you need anything Sha'ira don't hesitate to ask.
Sha'ira, the Consort @Gift_of_Words
Others need your leadership and aid far more than I, Commander Shepard. But the goodwill of your offer is not lost on me.
*Recording Ends*
Recovered Recording #1
File Uploaded: 2012-30-03
Location: Purgatory [Citadel]
*Recording Begins*
*walks over and sits down with a relieved sigh* Right, what did I miss? *spots Lt holding Tali's straw* Oh a lot
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
She's a bit of a lightweight...
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
I aren't not! #TotallyIs Besides... It's your fault fer... For... Something. #BlameKaiden
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
Love ya Tali *grins* And yep. My fault
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
*looks relieved* Guess this means the dancing lessons are out.
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
Who said that? I feel all loose and... fuzzy... I think now would be the PERFECT time for dancing lessons. Just... I might need a /little/ help getting to the dance floor... also the dancing might require catching.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
Well at least let me get a few drinks in me. *waves bartender over* I'll have a lextro-Palaven Scotch. *turns to look at them* you guys want something?
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
I'm good. Just here to take care of her *chuckles as he motions to Tali swaying in place*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Hmm... *turns back to bartender* and a purified water for my friend
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
*Holds up her brandy which she keeps refilling* I'm good and warm... Keelah I wanna take off... *Reaches for mask*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
CRAP! *slaps hand away* No Tali!
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· NO!!-- *Remembers that she set it to lock, when she got drunk*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· I... but... #Boshtet *Sets her drink down, nearly spilling it everywhere, but not quite*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *scans the bar and finds @TaliZorahNrmndy and @Lt_Alenko with @N7JaneShepard and steps over, clearing her throat a little*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *looks up in surprise* Oh... Ash.
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· Ash! *Pushes herself up and hugs her friend tight, using her to support herself* You're here too!
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *grabs Tali's drink before it goes flying*
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· Hey Ash!I have missed you!
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *laughs, hugging back, more supporting than anything* Hey guys!
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *stealthily uses the distraction of Ash's arrival to water down Tali's drink*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Leans back, almost falling over, but wrapping an arm around Ash's shoulder* We're drinking! -
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *still smiling, and looks at Kai.* Hey LT.
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Thinks a second* Well, I'm drinking. These two haven't had anything yet... Drinks for all!
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· *To Ash* I'm sober tonight. Taking care of her
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· Ha. Glad to hear. Missed you too.
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· *smiles* Good to hear!
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *bartender arrives with scotch* Ash, what do you want?
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· Ah *looks at Shep* Just a rum and coke, thanks.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *slams her drink down, nods to the bartender for another and orders Ash's drink*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Starts pushing the glass towards his mouth*
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· thanks Tals but that's dextro and would probably kill me *grins*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *slides onto one of the stools warily, watching Tali teeter*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Actually, some dextro things only cause a slight reaction...*stops talking abruptly*
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· ......... Thanks. I am aware *chuckles*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *grins at the commander’s statement* Yup. True enough.
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· Grins btm* See? It might be save! Now.. EEK! *She cries out as she falls off her chair, drink splashing messily all over Kaiden.* ... #Boshtet
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *sighs and heaves Tali onto the booth next to her* No more stool for you.
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· *helps her up* You alright Tali? Slow down a bit!
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Swaggers dangerously in the booth before righting herself* I... but... okay. *Refills her drink*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *laughing, and follows to the booth*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *hands Ash her drink and regards her for a quite moment* Long time no see.
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *takes drink with a smile and a tip of the glass* You too, Commander. Been crazy, huh?
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *smiles* You could say that. It's always good to see old friends though.
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· Indeed. * takes a long sip* How have you been?
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Pulls her #EmergencyInductionPort out, putting it in the mask of her suit, then the drink*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard · [To Ash] *laughs* Let's see, hunting Reapers, Collectors, Mercs. You know, same old, same old
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· By the way, I love your boots Ash. Very nice *smiles*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Mutters darkly* Stupid suit... Wish /I/ could get new boots to have complimented..
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· Oh, ah, um, well, thanks Kai.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *teasing Kaidan* Flirt! Though you're right, that was a lot better than what you used to do.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· [to Tali] Come on, you always look good. Look at me, it's either armour or my N7 hoodie.
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· Of course Ash *smiles again* [to Shep] I told you! [to Tali] You always look gorgeous!
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· [To Shep] Atleast you have a choi-- hic. *Blinks, suddenly alarmed.* . . . What was THAT?!
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *laughing uncontrollably*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *starts laughing and can only wave helplessly at Tali's startled reaction*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *still laughing, seeing Shep laugh just makes her laugh more*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· I think I'm ok-- hic. *Starts freaking out a little #Understatement* KEELAH WHATS WRONG WITH ME!?
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *starts laughing all over again, collapsing slightly onto Ash*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *trying to stop laughing but can't #blametherum; doing her best not to fall over onto Kai*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Sits still for a couple moments, not breathing, or moving.* . . . Okay... I'm cu--hic.#BOSHTET
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *points at Kaidan and in between laughing gasps out* make... her... stop
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Stares at her friends* What's wrong with m-hic *Flails her arms* MAKE IT STOP!
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *gives up completely and just buries her head in her arms*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *finally manages to speak* Just sit still and breathe. *giggles* Drink some water.
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Slaps her hands on the table, shoving the straw into her water and taking several large gulps.*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *finally recovers and rubs sore cheek muscles* Thanks Kaidan, you were no help at all!
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Pulls up from the water, taking a deep, long breath, staying silent and still.*
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· Sorry!!! *laughs* couldn't stop laughing!!! This was fun, but I've gotta go.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Seeya Kaidan. I’ll message you next time the Normandy docks at the Citadel
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Looks at them for a moment before exhaling.* Can I speak now? Keelah, I can! Celebrations! *Gets her drink*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Bright side? Seems you sobered up some during that.
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Slips her #EmegencyInductionPort into the brandy, taking a long drink* But... I liked the fuzzy!
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Well now that you're nice and fuzzy... tell us how Kal'Reegar is going, hmm?
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *grinning widely, and looks at Tali*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· Last I shaw... *Sets her drink down, thinking for a moment* I think... he was wrestlin' ah Thresher Maw?
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Really? Because a friend sent me this... *opens up omni-tool* Seems like there's something else he'd rather be wrestling... *winks and laughs as she takes a sip*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *chuckling behind her glass*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· I.. wait... When did that happen? Because I really want to remember when that happened... *More brandy*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *grins wickedly* Perhaps we should ask Kal? *starts typing message*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *just grinning ear to ear, draining her rum, glad its not her*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· NOOOO! *Tries to reach for her, slumps down into booth instead, mask landing on Sheps leg*
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
I'm good. Just here to take care of her *chuckles as he motions to Tali swaying in place*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Hmm... *turns back to bartender* and a purified water for my friend
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
*Holds up her brandy which she keeps refilling* I'm good and warm... Keelah I wanna take off... *Reaches for mask*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
CRAP! *slaps hand away* No Tali!
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· NO!!-- *Remembers that she set it to lock, when she got drunk*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· I... but... #Boshtet *Sets her drink down, nearly spilling it everywhere, but not quite*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *scans the bar and finds @TaliZorahNrmndy and @Lt_Alenko with @N7JaneShepard and steps over, clearing her throat a little*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *looks up in surprise* Oh... Ash.
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· Ash! *Pushes herself up and hugs her friend tight, using her to support herself* You're here too!
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *grabs Tali's drink before it goes flying*
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· Hey Ash!I have missed you!
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *laughs, hugging back, more supporting than anything* Hey guys!
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *stealthily uses the distraction of Ash's arrival to water down Tali's drink*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Leans back, almost falling over, but wrapping an arm around Ash's shoulder* We're drinking! -
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *still smiling, and looks at Kai.* Hey LT.
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Thinks a second* Well, I'm drinking. These two haven't had anything yet... Drinks for all!
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· *To Ash* I'm sober tonight. Taking care of her
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· Ha. Glad to hear. Missed you too.
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· *smiles* Good to hear!
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *bartender arrives with scotch* Ash, what do you want?
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· Ah *looks at Shep* Just a rum and coke, thanks.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *slams her drink down, nods to the bartender for another and orders Ash's drink*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Starts pushing the glass towards his mouth*
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· thanks Tals but that's dextro and would probably kill me *grins*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *slides onto one of the stools warily, watching Tali teeter*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Actually, some dextro things only cause a slight reaction...*stops talking abruptly*
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· ......... Thanks. I am aware *chuckles*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *grins at the commander’s statement* Yup. True enough.
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· Grins btm* See? It might be save! Now.. EEK! *She cries out as she falls off her chair, drink splashing messily all over Kaiden.* ... #Boshtet
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *sighs and heaves Tali onto the booth next to her* No more stool for you.
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· *helps her up* You alright Tali? Slow down a bit!
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Swaggers dangerously in the booth before righting herself* I... but... okay. *Refills her drink*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *laughing, and follows to the booth*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *hands Ash her drink and regards her for a quite moment* Long time no see.
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *takes drink with a smile and a tip of the glass* You too, Commander. Been crazy, huh?
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *smiles* You could say that. It's always good to see old friends though.
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· Indeed. * takes a long sip* How have you been?
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Pulls her #EmergencyInductionPort out, putting it in the mask of her suit, then the drink*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard · [To Ash] *laughs* Let's see, hunting Reapers, Collectors, Mercs. You know, same old, same old
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· By the way, I love your boots Ash. Very nice *smiles*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Mutters darkly* Stupid suit... Wish /I/ could get new boots to have complimented..
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· Oh, ah, um, well, thanks Kai.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *teasing Kaidan* Flirt! Though you're right, that was a lot better than what you used to do.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· [to Tali] Come on, you always look good. Look at me, it's either armour or my N7 hoodie.
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· Of course Ash *smiles again* [to Shep] I told you! [to Tali] You always look gorgeous!
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· [To Shep] Atleast you have a choi-- hic. *Blinks, suddenly alarmed.* . . . What was THAT?!
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *laughing uncontrollably*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *starts laughing and can only wave helplessly at Tali's startled reaction*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *still laughing, seeing Shep laugh just makes her laugh more*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· I think I'm ok-- hic. *Starts freaking out a little #Understatement* KEELAH WHATS WRONG WITH ME!?
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *starts laughing all over again, collapsing slightly onto Ash*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *trying to stop laughing but can't #blametherum; doing her best not to fall over onto Kai*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Sits still for a couple moments, not breathing, or moving.* . . . Okay... I'm cu--hic.#BOSHTET
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *points at Kaidan and in between laughing gasps out* make... her... stop
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Stares at her friends* What's wrong with m-hic *Flails her arms* MAKE IT STOP!
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *gives up completely and just buries her head in her arms*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *finally manages to speak* Just sit still and breathe. *giggles* Drink some water.
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Slaps her hands on the table, shoving the straw into her water and taking several large gulps.*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *finally recovers and rubs sore cheek muscles* Thanks Kaidan, you were no help at all!
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Pulls up from the water, taking a deep, long breath, staying silent and still.*
Kaidan Alenko @Lt_Alenko
· Sorry!!! *laughs* couldn't stop laughing!!! This was fun, but I've gotta go.
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Seeya Kaidan. I’ll message you next time the Normandy docks at the Citadel
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Looks at them for a moment before exhaling.* Can I speak now? Keelah, I can! Celebrations! *Gets her drink*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Bright side? Seems you sobered up some during that.
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· *Slips her #EmegencyInductionPort into the brandy, taking a long drink* But... I liked the fuzzy!
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Well now that you're nice and fuzzy... tell us how Kal'Reegar is going, hmm?
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *grinning widely, and looks at Tali*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· Last I shaw... *Sets her drink down, thinking for a moment* I think... he was wrestlin' ah Thresher Maw?
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· Really? Because a friend sent me this... *opens up omni-tool* Seems like there's something else he'd rather be wrestling... *winks and laughs as she takes a sip*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *chuckling behind her glass*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· I.. wait... When did that happen? Because I really want to remember when that happened... *More brandy*
Jane Shepard @N7JaneShepard
· *grins wickedly* Perhaps we should ask Kal? *starts typing message*
Ashley Williams @Chief_AWilliams
· *just grinning ear to ear, draining her rum, glad its not her*
Tali'ZorahVNormandy @TaliZorahNrmndy
· NOOOO! *Tries to reach for her, slumps down into booth instead, mask landing on Sheps leg*
*Recording Ends*
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